The Mother Of Contention And Discord

"The settlers now began to consider corn more precious than silver."

Governor William Bradford (1590 - 1657)

And why wouldn't they?  Something is only money insofar as it is accepted.  What would silver have bought the colonists of the Mayflower Ship?

For various reasons, including bad planning, the Mayflower colonists (they weren't called "Pilgrims" until centuries later) landed at the 42nd parallel, the Cape Cod area, at the start of winter, November 1620.  As a part of the Virginia Company of London they were to land between 38 and 41 degrees latitude, but stopped at the 42nd instead.  Some say they were running low on drink, which was a non-alcoholic beer.

They called their settlement the Plymouth Plantation.  Due to cold, disease and starvation only 50 of the original 102 survived the first winter.  It was a disaster.

To begin, they implemented a system of communal labor for the colony.  It was a system demanded of them by their investors in England, and called "the common course and condition," including a communal stewardship of land. 

That was thought to be the most fair system to distribute what had been produced.  Each member of the colony was given a plot of land to tend and his production was to be given to the common storehouse.  It was then redistributed as needed.  What each received was a set amount of grain, and no matter how much he had produced.

By the spring of 1623, and no larger than 150 people at that time, the colony was still struggling to provide enough food for itself and had been returning nothing to the investors in England. What were they to return to investors?  A tax of 50% of all produced!

The result of the common course and condition suffered from an immediate affliction - some were unwilling to work, knowing that they would receive a set amount of grain no matter what they had given.  This created overall discontent among those who actually worked, a loss of respect for some and was considered unjust.  And this among, as Bradford called them, "godly and sober men."

Newcomers would arrive and find no bread, little food and disarray.  Wrote Bradford in his journal, "So they began to think how they might raise as much corn as they could, and obtain a better crop than they had done, that they might not still thus languish in misery."

They had a colonial confab and decided to go with, wait for it -  

PRIVATE PROPERTY.

Bradford again records, "At length, after much debate of things, the Governor (with the advice of the chiefest among them) gave way that they should set corn every man for his own particular, and in that regard trust to themselves; in all other things to go in the general way as before.  And so assigned to every family a parcel of land, according to the proportion of their number."

This "brought a very good success," and Bradford records that more land was privatized.

Not only did the families each police themselves as to production and produce, they began trading with each other!

This foundation of economic freedom produced results that were staggering.  FREE ENTERPRISE!  Within two years the trade between the families had extended to the nearby, and friendly, Wampanoag tribe, which created access to other types of goods!  And then consider the Governor's comment above - they had no need of silver as money or desire.  They had precious corn!  And other things!

MORE FREEDOM, MORE FOOD, MORE COMFORT, MORE PEOPLE!  The colony grew.

Private property, individual economic incentive, improved their standard of living, and spurred economic growth - AND PROSPERITY!

So, brothers and sisters of the congregation, what can we learn from free enterprise experiment of the Plymouth Plantation?

When William Bradford died, one of the many books in his estate was one written by Jean Bodin, called Six Books of A Commonweale.   In it, Bodin criticizes Plato's Republic, which, of course, preaches utopianism.  Plato's idea was to abolish private property, and reduce most people to slavery overseen by high-minded, Wizards of Wonderfully Smart guardians, who would be the decision makers for the republics' slaves.  To rebut that, Bodin argued that communal property was "the mother of contention and discord," and any society based on it would wither and die because "nothing can be public where nothing is private."

Later, when the Plymouth Colony was absorbed by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, nobody heard again of the "common course and condition."

And necessarily so.  And they all lived happily ever after.

Until communal redistribution reared its ugly head again.

The End.

Was A World Saved By Capitalism Or Social Democracy?

"The increase of social wealth is not accompanied by a diminishing number of capitalist magnates, but by an increasing number of capitalists of all degrees."

Eduard Bernstein (1850 - 1932)

We should define a word - magnate.  

What does Dr. Bernstein mean by magnate?

It is a word derived from the Latin word magnus, which means "great man."  In our lexicon, magnate is used in the business context as it refers to a wealthy and influential person.

Notice when he lived.  He saw the rise of the Industrial Revolution.  He witnessed how capitalist societies produced men who took great risks, built entire industries from scratch, and created wealth never before known in world history.  Wealth not only for themselves, mind you, but their nation and their nation's people.

He saw how the the wealth in capitalist societies did in fact make its way to all strata of society, raising all boats and improving the standards of living of those living in those societies.

Dr. Bernstein saw the great goodwill and philanthropy of the richest, and how much influence they had with their generosity toward the improvements they deemed worthy - improvements in education, music, museums, medicine, parks and science.

BUT HE WAS IN UTTER CONFLICT.  

This economic benevolence flew in the face of his social democratic beliefs.  He began his economic thinking believing in the fragility of capitalism.  He saw its downs, beginning with the economic crisis of 1873 in Europe, which continued into the 1890s, as consistent with his beliefs that capitalism did not have the strength of the social democratic movement, which would ultimately lead the reformist labor movement toward new heights in economic prosperity and socialist ideals.  That, of course, never happened.

At one point he befriended Friedrich Engels, and began advocating the gradual development of socialism.  He saw the bourgeoisie as oppressive parasites, using the ignorant masses as necessary cogs in their machinery of business, abusing them and grinding them down as they, THEY, the masses of the proletariat, pushed the bourgeoisie up in life!

Living in London, however, he saw how that society operated.  He had seen, and read about what was happening in the United States, and how productive industry there expanded fast and thrived in a free enterprise setting.  He returned to Germany no longer believing that socialism would grow as the product of a revolt against the capitalist middle class.

Were the capitalists ruthless at times?  Yes, certainly, within the contexts of their purview.  They were trying to build industries, not mere businesses, but industries.  And they grew incredibly rich.  But people from all over the world flocked to them to work.  Conditions weren't good at times, but they worked, and were able to move, in many cases, from that work to better work.  People continued to flock, unabated.  And, where they demonstrated intellect and capacity, they moved up within their industries and businesses.  Some even started businesses of their own!

He saw and documented how the west, the capitalist societies, grew incredibly rich as well.  He saw their growth and riches as organic, and growing as a whole.

Toward the end of his life he thought he witnessed the popularity and reforms of social democracy.  Then he was unable to dissuade his country from its attraction to the Italian Fascists.  And later his social democratic movement morphed and became the German move toward National Socialism.  He was horrified by the bloody Nazis and their thinking.  His society was not free, it was CONTROLLED.  His beloved social democracy broken, it was in this time frame when he came out with the quote above.

Six weeks after his death his country was to give way to the incredible evil of a man named Hitler. 

Capitalism, free enterprise, then, had to turn to its ability to produce and create and organize, and all of its wealth and energy was then directed toward the defeat of a world-wide threat that was to combine into an allied/political axis on both sides of the world.  It was a sinister axis that wanted to combine to control EVERYBODY in the world in ways that were not social or democratic, as Bernstein desired.

Capitalism, free enterprise, was called on to save the world from crushing, brutal economic and political CONTROL.

And it did.

Capitalism And Free Enterprise Created The Garage

 "The market is not an invention of capitalism.  It has existed for centuries.  It is an invention of civilization."

Mikhail Gorbachev

And to say "centuries," certainly it would be true that it's many dozens of centuries!  Millennium after millennium.

Is this a back-handed slap at capitalism?  I don't think so.  He knew better.  He learned better.

Instead it is the admission that markets, and therefore free market economics, work.  It's an admission that they can't be controlled, by gubments, bureaucrats, and of course "new" philosophies proposed by "wonderfully smart" people.

It's an admission that it is impossible to manage all of the trillions of combinations and permutations of billions of people, most unknown one to the other, voluntarily contributing, interacting, and competing to produce and provide what ever good or service is that they want the Invisible Hand of free markets to manage, and efficiently distribute!

It's an admission that socialized, collectivized, communized, Leninized, Stalinized, and any other "ized," managed economies don't work.  And can't.

And why CAN'T they?

Because, as Gorbachev says above, markets are the natural course of civilization!  Markets NATURALLY exist!  Markets, not bureaucrats, are WONDERFULLY SMART!

Anything that interrupts the market process is an impedance and a downer.  And doesn't work.

What does capitalism do?  It merely employs the free-market system!  Capitalism ALLOWS free markets to work.  No impedance, no downers.

If, therefore, freedom to voluntarily interact is the hallmark of civilization, what is the best way to organize civilization?

The Founding Fathers knew the answer to that.  Their radical creation was to protect the INDIVIDUAL, and INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS, from the soft and hard tyranny of dictators and gubments!  And to protect them from the soft and hard tyranny of the "wonderfully-smart" bureaucrats who think they can do it a better way and CONTROL the individual.

And the Founding Father's most understood individual right, without which free markets cannot work?  

PRIVATE PROPERTY!

Private property, free from soft and hard tyranny, where people could be, and live, and create lives.

And create other things!  To play off of Mr. Gorbachev's quote above, what did private property create?

THE GARAGE!

The garage you say?  What do you mean?

Who knows who created the garage.  We know who created the garage door, says he with a wink and a link.

Why would I say that private property created the garage?  What's so cool about the garage?

Who knows how many tens of thousands of businesses started in, or were managed in, the garage.

But to name a few - how about Amazon, Apple, Disney, Google,
Harley Davidson, Hewlett-Packard, Lotus Cars, Maglite, Mattel,
and the Yankee Candle Company.  

Are there more?  Sure!  Some known, some unknown.  But more!

So, the next time you hear that capitalism, and free enterprise, did not do anything, and did not invent anything, you have a ready answer!!

You simply say,  

"Yes they did!  

Capitalism and free enterprise created the garage!"

Not For A Day - But Kings And Queens Always

"The capitalist achievement does not typically consist in providing more silk stockings for queens but in bringing them within the reach of factory girls in return for a steadily decreasing amount of effort."

Joseph Schumpeter (1883 - 1950)

When I was a kid there was a TV show called "Queen For A Day."  While I never watched it, being as I was a young boy, during the show some lucky woman would be lauded with the title of queen, treated wonderfully and received many gifts.  She was crowned "queen for a day."

Before capitalism, who were societies' recipients of the best?  It was the kings, or other dictators, and those whom they allowed to be rich.  If there was another kingdom, king or lord nearby that was similarly rich and powerful, the idea was to wipe them out, take them over and enjoy their stuff.  All of it.

Would that gotten gain be distributed throughout the kingdom and make its way to the populace and subjects of the conquering king?

Well, no!  Are you kidding?  To quote the movie line, it's good to be the king!  And the king's men.

But what did capitalism, and free markets, as an ECONOMIC system, introduce to the world, and to individuals (you know, the populace and subjects of the entire realm)?

The ability to act with self interest, voluntarily trading goods and services, and interacting with others so economically entrusted with the ability to act for themselves!  The very voluntarism with which they acted regulated all like an "invisible hand."  And this "hand" guided them toward greater efficiencies, and wealth.

For the first time in history production generally increased, prices generally came down, wealth was generally created, and, DEMONSTRABLY,  all boats were raised by the rising tide of free enterprise!  Kings and kingdoms were gradually replaced by gubments, at least by those societies able to make it happen.

Then something radical made the scene.  A group of men got together to write into law a Constitutional ability to protect the rights of people, individuals, to do those capitalist,  free-enterprise  things.  And this Constitution was to protect them, and to protect the rights of all of the populace and subjects of the entire realm, from further gubmental tyranny.

And with these freedoms, recognized as God given, people began to act for themselves and were not so acted upon.

The ultimate result of all of that individual, market-guided, and protected voluntary trade of goods and services, a free enterprise, was that all the privileges formerly reserved for kings and queens became WITHIN THE REACH OF AND EVENTUALLY THE EXPECTED staples and consumer goods for all, even the factory workers.  Yes, even Dr. Schumpeter's "factory girls" could enjoy silk stockings!  And live like queens.  Queens, that is, in comparison to those around the world still bound by dictators and who did not yet enjoy the rising tide of free enterprise.

Are there economic strata in a free enterprise system?  Of course.  That is baked into the cake.  Not everyone has the same capabilities and intelligence, drive and dreams, preparation and pluck.  But all are free, or made free Constitutionally, to act for themselves and not be acted upon - IF THEY SO CHOOSE!

If society is divided into five levels of income achievement, the very hallmark of a capitalist, free-enterprise economic system is that people continually move in and out of the different strata.  Both UP and DOWN.  We hear the rags to riches stories all the time.  We hear of the rich losing it all to earn it back again, sometimes many more times than once!  We hear of "the dream," and in our country we call it the "American dream," of working hard to achieve and rise from one income level to another.  Eventually most of us land in the economic level where we are most comfortable, or most capable.  

BUT THE GOD-GIVEN FREEDOMS TO ALTER THE ABILITY TO MOVE UPWARD, OR DOWNWARD IF WE CHOOSE, SHOULD NEVER BECOME THE AIM OF GUBMENT CONTROL!  

WE THE PEOPLE SHOULD BE IN CONTROL.  WE SHOULD BE THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF OUR OWN HOUSEHOLDS. 

NOT FOR A DAY - BUT KINGS AND QUEENS ALWAYS.

Why Do "They" Expect Different Results?

"American bureaucrats are no better than those of any other nationality when it comes to making socialism work.  It can't be done."

Paul L. Poirot (1915-2006)

Not yet anyway!

And why not?  Is Dr. Poirot's statement that "it can't be done" correct?

What are socialism's hallmarks?

• Control.  The Wizards Of Wonderfully Smart take from one to give to another, yet not taking from themselves.  In fact, the Wizards GIVE to themselves!  Even after nothing is left.
• It operates in contravention to the natural tendency of all people - the desire for freedom and the free will to act for oneself.
• Thinking to bureaucratically control a vastly complex market or system which is entirely capable of controlling itself perfectly.  No bureaucrat can possibly control all of the jillions of activities it takes to efficiently distribute goods and services.
• Force.  When the "masses" don't buckle under they have to be forced to buckle under.
• Shoving whatever is "best" for the "masses" down the "masses" throats, when the "masses" want no part of it.  Think, um, "affordable" "health" care?
• Socialism's bureaucracy is layered with more bureaucracy, on top of complexity, then heaped with  vaunted praise, all of which only the Wizards Of Wonderfully Smart can understand.  Do they really understand it?  Well, no!  But don't look at the man behind the curtain, or you will be labeled extremist and lunatic.  Do they demand praise?  Well, yes!  Of course!  "They" are Wonderfully Smart!

I suppose we could go on.  And on.  And on, ad nauseum.

Since, historically, socialism does not, and cannot, work, why is it so popular among the statists?  Well, aside from the fact that they ARE statists, that is.

Because, obviously, the Statist Wizards Of Wonderfully Smart are so smart, and immeasurably so, that they think their "new" ideas simply have not been tried before by the right people!  No wonder it hasn't succeeded!  The right people have not been implementing it!  Why wouldn't everyone want to enjoy the "NEW" ways of the New Elite Wonderfully Smart Statists!?  Each time a "new" Wonderfully Smart Wizard comes along, we are all told how smart they are, why, dontchaknow, they are the smartest to have EVER come along!

And anyone who doesn't buy that, especially if they are trying to convince people otherwise, well, they are just stupid.  And held up publicly as stupid.  Why, I can name a few American STUPIDS in just the past 20 or 30 years - "stupid" all!  Oh, and don't forget the dunces.

The Wizards Of Smart are just the right people at just the right time.

And who are the "right" people at just the right time?  The Wizards Of Wonderfully Smart!

And who appointed them the Wizards Of Wonderfully Smart?

The Wizards Of Wonderfully Smart did!

You see how this works?

There is no evidence that they are smart; there is no previous demonstration of successfully implementing smartness; there is no new idea; there is no simplicity (smart is usually deceptively simple); yadda, yadda.

But there is the PROCLAMATION of all that!  And from whom do such proclamations come?  The Wizards Of Wonderfully Smart!

And we are to think we have been blessed by, well, such Wonderful Smartness!  And shame, shame on us if we don't...

But think - do the people in socialist societies have their standards of living raised?  Do new inventions and innovations come from their people?  Is wealth created?  Do they lead the world in whatever the field?  How about rich and new poetry, music, art, intellect, scholarship, science, medical breakthroughs, you name it - is any of this offered to the world in abundance?  Are the people who live there happy?

Are boatloads of people escaping the rest of the world to go to these Wonderfully Smart realms of Happy and Wondrous Smartness?

It seems to me that conditions are created to keep the lucky people IN the realms of Happy and Wondrous Smartness and prevent them from getting OUT!

Gee, why is that?  Who wouldn't want to be with, live with, and mimic the Wizards Of Wonderfully Smart?

Why do we in America, founded on the exact opposite of all this, continue to move toward and have socialism forced upon us?  Since it's so Wonderfully Smart...

Don't Trammel On Me!

 "Falling prices through increased production is a wonderful long-run tendency of untrammeled capitalism."

Murray N. Rothbard (1926-1995)

Untrammeled seems like a wonderful word to use here!  Understanding it as used in this context, but not familiar with the definition, I looked it up.

Oxford says that untrammeled is an adjective which means, "not deprived of freedom of action or expression; not restricted or hampered."

We call untrammeled enterprise by another term - FREE ENTERPRISE!

The knee-jerk reaction to that definition would be that this must never happen!  Why, in an untrammeled  economy the evil capitalists would mercilessly put their jack boots to everyone's face, grind them down, steal their money and their will, and move ahead with their stolen, ill-gotten profits!  The rich will benefit on the backs of the poor.

Not much could be further from the truth.  Where allowed capitalism has historically, and morally, and fairly, raised all boats in the sea of standards of living, and brought wealth and opportunity to those who participate.  Yes, capitalism demands participation.  Some participants do better than others, but societies, as a whole, advance without fail.

We have all had the experience of waiting until the price for something comes down over time.  But given the upward slope of the supply curve, and when demand increases for something, the price suppliers can ask for that product will go up.

For some things that will always be true - pristine baseballs autographed by Honus Wagner or an authentic, one-of-a-kind doodle by Michelangelo.

But for lots of things that will never be the case.  When I was in college we waited an entire semester for the price of a particular calculator to go down.  The demand for calculators was going up, but prices were generally coming down.

How could that be?

If I invented a new product, different in size and shape and abilities and ease of use, and called it the Incredible Product, I would really want to market it.  What better way to get into the minds of the buying public than to create a new-word paradigm and market it?  What if I called it the I-Prod?

And it catches on right away!  People see it, understand how it can change their lives, and want it.  They want it now.  Given what we know about supply curves, since I am the inventor and supplier, I can ask a higher and higher price.  I am riding high!  Market demand is pushing up the supply curve, and given what we know about the supply and demand graph, higher prices happen as more I-Prods are produced.  But this only happens to a point.

What's that point?  In untrammeled capitalism others want to benefit from the opportunity of providing this great product too!  They want a piece of the action.  And, untrammeled because it's a new market these new manufacturers enter the market with their version of my I-Prod.  

THEY HAVE BEGUN TO COMPETE WITH ME!

The nerve!  Their products look like mine, but they do different things!  More things!  Some better things!  And they steal my new product word - but they call their products different names.  They market their products.  One sells the Really Cool I-Prod, and another the Much Better I-Prod.  One comes out with the Super Fast I-Prod with lots of colors!  And my sales begin to decline.  Holy Cow!  Free enterprise is causing me to lose market share to competition!

I am forced to do two things - lower my price AND improve my I-Prod!  Why?  Because these new untrammeled entrants into the I-Prod market have effectively increased supply at the original given cost, which affects price.  They have shifted outward the entire I-Prod market (called aggregate) supply curve!  We have much more I-Prod supply, and all kinds of different ones!  As the demand curve is sloping downward, this increase in aggregate supply lowers price.

And, as Dr. Rothbard says, a hallmark of capitalism is "falling prices through increased production."

We didn't even talk about increased employment, more discretionary money for things other than I-Prods and increased standards of living.  Remember, economics is a system of interacting generalities, and in a capitalist economy everything affects everything else.  Of course everything affects everything else in a controlled economy as well, but only the capitalist system handles the causes and effects more efficiently because people are freely acting out of self interest.  They are LESS TRAMMELED!   And wealth is created!  All boats are lifted.  There is free enterprise.

So, when you are considering my I-Prod against all the other I-Prods remember - mine is better, the price will likely continue to come down so please wait for my next big sale, and when you finally decide on mine over the others it will be obsolete the moment you buy it.  My newer, cheaper version will be out soon.

Says he, with an untrammeled wink in his eye.

I Hope Santa Comes

"From day to day it becomes more obvious that large-scale additions to the amount of public expenditure cannot be financed by “soaking the rich,” but that the burden must be carried by the masses. (…) Every penny of additional government spending will have to be collected from precisely those people who hitherto have been intent upon shifting the main burden to other groups. Those anxious to get subsidies will have to foot the bill themselves for the subsidies. (…) An essential point in the social philosophy of interventionism is the existence of an inexhaustible fund which can be squeezed forever. The whole doctrine of interventionism collapses when this fountain is drained off. The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself."

 Ludwig von Mises (1881 - 1973)
From "A Treatise On Economics" page 852-855, written 1949

I learned there was no Santa Claus when I was young and I learned it on my own.  It seems to be a principle of economics that we all learn in our own ways.  Some never learn, and some of those grow up to become bureaucrats.  Those who don't become bureaucrats become the recipients of "Santa's" largess.

Growing up in Washington DC, every December we would venture from our home in Chevy Chase downtown to the Woodward & Lothrup Department Store.  Why there?  Because that is where the "real" Santa was.  There were other Santas in other stores, but Woodies had the real Santa.  The others, I was told, were helpers.

That area was quite the annual production, with all the window displays and decorations in the street.  And Santa was quite the production too.  Parents would dump the kids, I mean pay for the photograph and happily drop their children off, to stand in the long line to wait for their turn on Santa's lap.  Then we'd spill our guts, proclaiming how good we were all year and deliver our huge list of wants.  Always huge.

I remember being dropped off with the charge, "After you see Santa, you and your brother wait for us over there," with my mother pointing to a spot.  And we did.  Hopefully Santa's line would give them enough time to shop.  They planned the visit for the time that the lines would be the longest.  So did everyone else.

One December I was snooping around in my grandmother's frightful cellar.  There was a wooden closet down there, with an open grill on the top, with a door that was always locked.  That's probably where they hid the booze from the kids.  Going over to it, I found it to be unlocked and ventured in.  What I found was a shock - everything I had asked for from Santa was in there!  Along with my brother's list of things.  What's this?!  When I brought it up to my mother, she told me to not go back in there and NOT to tell my brother.  Which I ran and did right away.

However, I grew up understanding there is no Santa Claus!  And there isn't!  Many "adults" don't understand that.  THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING GUBMENT GOODIES.

I recognize that there are those in gubment, and those who believe them, to use Dr. von Mises's phrase, who think that "soaking the rich" and giving their earned property to someone else is sound and to-be-expected gubment policy.  But it can only work for so long!  Well, it never works at all.  Never has, never will.

Sooner or later, as Margaret Thatcher reminded, this practice, socialism, only works until Santa runs out of other people's money!

Ah, the new "health" "care" legislation may have gotten us to the point where the von Mises prediction above has come home to roost!  The "fountain" is necessarily "drained off" when it comes to the huge, and huger than anyone now imagines, medical expenses that will have to be paid!  And notice, the definition of "rich" has shrunk.  I bet it now includes those who make $36K a year or more.  RICH, um, used to mean rich!

Yes, everyone understands the lies.  Of course you can't have a new system where you can expect to keep your old stuff, from doctor to insurance policy, with premiums cheapened by $2500 annually, along with more and better "health" "care" to be provided more efficiently than ever before!  It can't be done!  Never mind in an actuarial sense!  The logistics don't work!  Really, more for less? 

But that is what "the people" voted for!   Or thought they were.  The Four Legs in the barnyard mostly said that they want what the Two Legs would provide!  And provide everything because, after all, it's free!  Why did they vote for that?  Because the Two Legs said they would!!  Well, good luck with that.

In the last election one party found out that logic and adult thinking cannot compete with Santa Claus.  And never will be able to compete with him.  Think carefully.  Have we reached the TIPPING POINT from which there is no return?

Recently the Washington Times published comments from a Democratic Underground website.  You know the one.  Here are a couple:

"What happened that my Social Security with holdings in my paycheck just went up?"
"My paycheck just went down by an amount I am not comfortable with.  What happened?"
" I know to expect between $93 and $94 less in my paycheck come the 15th.  They lied."
"Many of my friends didn't realize it either.  The payroll department in our company didn't prepare us well."

Of course not!  Now think carefully.  Which group will be footing the "health" "care" bill for the tens of thousands of Baby Boomers who are retiring every week?  And many of that new Santa group did not realize it!  And they will be forced to provide.  There will be no opt out.  Remember, statism doesn't work voluntarily.  It HAS to be forced.  And will be.

Do I NOW think I can look forward to Santa, only that he is coming from another direction?  No.  The real work will be taken over by a panel.  Call the panel what you will, but it's a panel nonetheless.  They will decide who gets what, and for how long.  It's written into the "law."  Should they call it the Santa Panel?

Enjoy.

P.s.  If you don't understand the Four Legs/Two Legs reference, which I often refer to in my posts, read George Orwell's book Animal Farm.  He was a committed socialist who got, um, disillusioned with the whole idea.  Socialism would have worked, until those darn Russians ruined it.  Bummer.